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Teeth Demotivational Poster


THE CAVE OF KYRE BANORG -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.84/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hilarious pic, but too bad that some HUMAN actually THREW a DEAD rabbit at Mr kitty cat. What, you think that that human just took that picture at just the right time by ACCIDENT?
MetalliTool - November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm
With big pointy teeth!


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am

Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am
Funny, work on sentence structure


NOT AN ORDINARY BUNNY -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.93/5

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NickelinDimer - December 23, 2015, 12:26 am
"Oh-look! My meal comes with a side of Raisinets carried inside until just before being eaten... And Look! Lemonade too!!
rudeboy308 - July 29, 2011, 5:20 pm
You made me laugh AND soil my armor.
Sean - July 29, 2011, 4:40 pm
Just remember, chaps, the description of the rabbit turned out to be a bit of an understatement. Just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2011, 1:57 am
I hear that Holy hand grenades come with happy meals these days.
jflavius - July 29, 2011, 1:48 am
He's got great tusks! Well ... look at the bones!
deChelca - July 28, 2011, 11:58 pm
What's he gonna do? Nibble me bum?


TOOL -


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.48/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L


NERDS -


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm
Nerds do think of sex most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are sexier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex


COURAGE -


TAGS: courage lie place blame teeth
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - July 24, 2013, 7:46 pm

@nichols.....please keep political comments on politifake. Thanks
nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:37 pm
The Obama Administration in a nutshell.
mariand - February 4, 2012, 7:25 pm
nice one!


JUDGEMENTAL BOX - is not impressed


TAGS: box rooster teeth gus geoff awesome evil
Rating: 3.62/5

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Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 6:07 pm
Anybody else knows Gregory horror show? .... No, I don't think so.


YAWN! -




WISDOM IS DIFFICULT TO ACHIEVE -


TAGS: wisdom teeth hand growth rerun
Rating: 4.39/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:59 pm
Rumor has it, G.W. Bush was born without wisdom teeth. Explains why his never came in.
Krissie - January 2, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 l's from me, LOVED it. kinda made me cringe-4 wisdom teeth pulled. That doesn't include 3 molars I had pulled last year :P
Sean - January 1, 2011, 1:27 pm
Nothing wrong with that, rerun. You done good. On a similar tack: "Oh great, the wisest thing about me and there's no room for it in my head -- not even in my big mouth."
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:45 pm

I have tried, in vain to find a motivating quote for this pic, however I always seem to end up back here.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 12:32 pm

lolz


ALL GODS CHILDREN ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL - Most, are in fact, barely presentable




TOOTHBRUSH -




OH CRAP - It is quite evident at this point that I am totally screwed


TAGS: alligator totally screwed evident teeth
Rating: 4.32/5

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:58 am
Agreed, and hilarious with the caption. Last thought through your mind before nom nom nom. ;)
spanko1 - January 20, 2012, 9:33 am
Amazing picture!


TOOTH FAIRY -


TAGS: tooth fairy cut cheek face scar teeth toothfairy
Rating: 3.62/5

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SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
OUCH.... Poor Little Girl


WHEN CATS ATTACK! - Don't go swimming in the water or you might be attacked by a cat!


TAGS: cat shark attack swimming ocean teeth
Rating: 2.54/5

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Greth/noname - October 30, 2008, 7:14 pm
tigershark amirite?


BEAUTIFUL TEETH - YOUR TEETH ARE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, BUDDY.


TAGS: teeth nerd glasses
Rating: 2.42/5

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TigerKid - June 27, 2008, 4:09 am
Funny. Those glasses don't seem to have lenses...or it could be the Rum im dinking.
Contrarian - June 11, 2008, 4:46 am
Agreed. For instance, why isn't he wearing an American flag lapel pin? Does he hate the troops that much?


ROCKS -


TAGS: butterteeth that is a deal breaker
Rating: 4.36/5

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jackripper - August 18, 2010, 10:18 am
I think she has been smoking a few of those rocks, not chewing on them
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
LOL!!!


DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January.




TEETH - They reveal your true age




THE GREEN RANGER - Doesn't do that small-talk stuff with the bitches.


TAGS: oh and brush your teeth first and bring a friend he exclaimed
Rating: 3.79/5

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coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:27 am
Is today lets bomb super old posters and convos day? Why didn't I get a memo? Oh, and while I'm here, Canada sucks. America sucks. Life sucks. Blah, blah, blah. Contribute please.
mrwhyte - July 11, 2011, 7:48 pm
Your queen of beers tastes like watered down Molson Canadian. Srsly tho who puts 2.5% alcohol in something and then gets drunk off of it.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:31 pm
@Random: We have the King of Beers. Your cheap imitations are but humble servants to its royal greatness.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:30 pm
Canadian bacon is not bacon! It is only ham, round pieces of ham. To thee I say "Nay!" Besides, and I didn't want to bring this up, but we have Jon Stewart. Top that.
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
He's American Mooooooooo. Gotta remember that. Plus our beer > yours.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:28 pm
If I could name one reason after health care and Marijuana that makes Canada superior to the U.s ...It would be bacon.....what are you thinking Bart?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:14 pm
If there was a war between America and Canada, we would WIN! ...because of our superior bacon.
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 6:57 pm
Nicely timed posters, considering the entire series finally ended less then a week ago. And another part of my childhood dies, yet why won't those horrible horrible memories of everything after the original series?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 5:21 pm
I prefer your national anthem. Musically, I mean. Maybe I'm just jaded.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 5:04 pm
If you push us....we'll be really polite and invite you over for a hot meal.....YOU don't want that my friend......XD.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 5:02 pm
Soooooo, this dis's on the Canadians? I see what you're doing Veggie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 5:02 pm
He's Canadian.....You got something to say Veg?
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 5:02 pm
*sigh* I'm way off my game. Too much food and drink in the last week. Later all.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 5:01 pm
Power Rangers, Space. It was a 90s show for kids. Where do you live, dude?
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 5:00 pm
Green ranger was a hockey player?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
My experiment failed.....because you fuckers wouldn't help.....sorry space, you know I love you.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
Space likes cocktail wienies
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
Space! If D asterisk C K isn't some sort of candy, we need to talk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
You're not helping Bone, Spacedog has a tiny, tiny penis.....his mom told me so.
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
I've never seen this show, Pro. Was it back in the 80's or did mullets make a come back? *ignoring the cow*
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:55 pm
So does he wipe it mouth with the panties after each bugger...I mean how does that work?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
Spacedog sucks dick for bus fare and still walks home.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:53 pm
Spacedog is skimming posters...everyone rag on him...he'll check comments next.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thanks, Space. 'Preciate it, 'preciate it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:46 pm
I tried to get that in before he commented.....I failed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:45 pm
Hey guys, don't tell him I brought it up....but I hear Spacedog likes to sniff panties and eat boogers.
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 4:45 pm
Nice one, Pro.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:44 pm
Cool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
PM Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's the same sh*t, Bone. Same sh*t as the Green Hornet.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:31 pm
Life after that is just a fog
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:29 pm
52...and I only remember the Green Hornet on TV
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
I only drink because I tremble If I don't....it makes it harder to type....and "concur".
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:48 pm
God, it's twenty-one down here. O, well...It's more fun to drink when you can get arrested for it...which is why drinking too much is always fun.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:46 pm
Ahhhhh.....to be 19 again. (that's the legal drinking age in my home province) My liver is reminiscing.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
I'm almost 19...and Goku could totally kick Green Rangers a$s. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:41 pm
How old are you guys?........Veggie is 26, I know that.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Are you serious, Moo? The original version used to be must-see television!
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:37 pm
I used to watch a lot as a kid. I watched some of the newer stuff with my nephew, and it was GOD AWFUL. Mightly Morphing Power Rangers where the shit. 5/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:34 pm
I had to look this up to get the joke....I can't believe you guys are into power Rangers.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:33 pm
The Green Ranger is becoming one of my heroes, pro. You are a born propagandist.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 3:31 pm
Ha! You ass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:29 pm
2 posters on the same topic in one day Veggie?....you should be ashamed. 5L.......XD.


PIRATE -




Peanuts -




OHH, NOW I SEE - Thats why rednecks have no teeth




DOG PARK - Where you can let your dog of it's leash




losing teeth -




DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL -


TAGS: devil evil teeth
Rating: 4.85/5

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thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:42 pm
LoL jk 5 Loins. (not a typo)
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:41 pm
Haha. *seriousface*


DAMN - if only my dad was that awesome


TAGS: geoff rooster teeth vodka yum
Rating: 3.52/5

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Widow9669 - July 7, 2010, 11:17 pm
yes, jeff would make an awesome father.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 11:55 am
secret family recipe ^^ JIF aint got nothing on that =]


I BRUSH DAILY - Pawsadent toothpaste makes me smile!




THE RESULTS OF A NEGLECTED MOUTH - This could happen to you!!!




Future Archaeologists -




THE BATMAN LOGO -


TAGS: big yellow teeth cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

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darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:24 am
Because you're a creeper?


Evolution -


TAGS: frog teeth
Rating: 4.6/5

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THE STANLEY CUP - Is Worth Seven Teeth.




FUR IS DEAD - Then shave...god going down on a peta member is like sleeping face down on shag carpet.


TAGS: nasty pubes will floss your teeth
Rating: 3.47/5

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Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 9:05 pm
Yes, fur is dead. Why on Earth would you want to wear a coat from an animal still alive? It might try and bite you! Silly PETA and their shenanigans... Will they ever learn?
frixxxx - February 25, 2010, 9:22 am
SBWilly, it makes perfect sense...If the pits can be braided, the southern region is NO MAN'S LAND!
Steamboatwilly - February 25, 2010, 7:30 am
Makes no sense.


YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You have more wives than teeth


TAGS: terrorist wives teeth
Rating: 3.09/5

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God - June 22, 2008, 3:10 pm
Damn, that's a sweet lookin' grill.


FACEBALL -




FACE IT -


TAGS: sad truth cheerleader nice teeth
Rating: 4.76/5

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panic8 - October 28, 2010, 3:51 pm
The zoom and the costume... this is a grid girl, inviting me to cross the racetrack to play a most exciting game: http://www.neave.com/games/frogger/
Ed-Hyde - October 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
Hmm, a hot girl laughing at me and pointing at the piano her friends are going to drop on my head? Happens all the time, thank you.


EVOLUTION -




DIY - GET THE SMILE -




PRODUCT AMBASSADORS - Choose Wisely...


TAGS: teeth pearly white gummy
Rating: 4.06/5

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AdmiralAckbar - August 25, 2010, 3:18 pm
is that George Burns?


A GREAT DENTAL PLAN - She gonna need one...


TAGS: teeth
Rating: 3.63/5

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WEREWOLVES - Available at a pet store near you.


TAGS: dogs angry teeth rage vicious
Rating: 3.43/5

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IxCHIEFxI - May 20, 2012, 1:35 pm
Boxers are best when bought from a breeder....


GOOD TO SEE - Jewel is back, well her teeth are




STEREOTYPES - Nope no truth in them at all




TEETH -


TAGS: jaw breakers teeth dentists cavities
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:17 pm
Or a 5L addiction to Coke(soda)...personal experience.


OCD -




Mirrors -




CAVITY PREVENTION - You're doin' it wrong


TAGS: cake teeth cavity dentistry sweets cookies
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 9:36 pm
IT's not like you can't have kool-aid, too. 5L


bricks -


TAGS: what you ll shit when you see her teeth
Rating: 2.64/5

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Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 2:17 pm
CORRECTION: "caRbon-14" method. (Damned keyboard!)
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 2:16 pm
I dated a babe who had legs/thighs just like hers. I used the "cabon-14" method.


BOOTLEGS - Making great things Look better for decades




VAMPIRE -


TAGS: vampire teeth red eye no idea
Rating: 1.83/5

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Velin - October 18, 2009, 2:28 pm
...has no idea how it hurts with blunt teeth.


CREST WHITENING FORMULA - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: teeth white yellow toothpaste dentist
Rating: 1.81/5

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DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:34 pm
More like not at all!!


Pride -




SCARRIEST HALLOWEEN STORY -




Submarines -


TAGS: whale teeth sub
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 6, 2016, 4:49 pm
Because torpedos are sooo déclassé XD ^^^^^Up


Family Tree Quiz -




THE BEAVER GOES TO THE DENTIST - LEAVE IT TO HIM


TAGS: mathers crooked teeth
Rating: 4.2/5

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AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 12:15 pm
This is what happens when cross a human with shoepeg corn. Just wait until you see the rest of him.


Oral Hygiene -




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